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THE WISDOM OF THE FOOLISH AND THE FOLLY OF THE WISE 

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all no man Happy 


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there’s always a way 



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Monday . . . 30 

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witty 
as the truly rich 



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would that they should purr unto you 

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Sunday. . . .19 

Monday . . . 20 
Tuesday . . .21 

Wednesday . .22 

Thursday . . . 23 

Friday . . . 24 
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Scripture to some purpose 


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homsoever tho\i doest— 



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motHer of contention 


MarcK 



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Tuesday . . .21 

Wednesday . .22 

THursday . . .23 

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Saturday . . . 2 5 
















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Tuesday . . .18 

Wednesday . .19 

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for to-morrow we diet 



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of company 



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Wednesday . .17 

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of to-morrow, for thou Knowest not 
what a day’s bargain hunting may 
bring forth 

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Monday . . .26 

Tuesday . . .27 

Wednesday . .28 

Thursday . . .29 

Friday . . . 30 



















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be three 
Kinds of 

fools. The fool who 
thinKs he is wise; the 
fool who thinKs you are foolish 5 and 
the fool who never thinKs 



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irds of a feather 


cafe together 


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but woman Holds up time at will 


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Tuesday . . .22 

Wednesday. . 2 3 

THursday . . . 24 

Friday . . . 2 5 

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beggars might ride 


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Tuesday . . .26 

Wednesday. . 2 7 

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Friday . . . 27 

Saturday . . . 28 



















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Monday . . . 20 
Tuesday . . .21 

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Tuesday . . .28 

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